<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Eyejabber</title><description>Writings on what we look at, why we look at it, and what it does to us.</description><link>https://eyejabber.com/</link><language>en-us</language><item><title>Hello World (Again)</title><link>https://eyejabber.com/blog/2026-10-12-hello-world-again/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://eyejabber.com/blog/2026-10-12-hello-world-again/</guid><description>The relaunch of Eyejabber - same subject, same voice, new bones</description><pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>eyejabber</category></item><item><title>Welcome to the new Eyejabber</title><link>https://eyejabber.com/blog/welcome/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://eyejabber.com/blog/welcome/</guid><description>The site is back. Notes on what we look at, why we look at it, and what it does to us.</description><pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>eyejabber</category></item><item><title>Tell us what you think of Eyejabber.com so far!</title><link>https://eyejabber.com/blog/2001-10-14-sid-0006-tell-us-what-you-think-of-eyejabber-com-so-far/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://eyejabber.com/blog/2001-10-14-sid-0006-tell-us-what-you-think-of-eyejabber-com-so-far/</guid><description>Head to the polls and tell us what you think of eyejabber.com so far!</description><pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2001 12:58:26 GMT</pubDate><category>eyejabber</category></item><item><title>Cool Tattoo</title><link>https://eyejabber.com/blog/2001-10-14-sid-0005-cool-tattoo/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://eyejabber.com/blog/2001-10-14-sid-0005-cool-tattoo/</guid><description>Now this is an awesome tattoo!.   WARNING: Probably not safe to view at work.</description><pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2001 12:49:58 GMT</pubDate><category>humor</category></item><item><title>Just when you thought your life was tough</title><link>https://eyejabber.com/blog/2001-10-14-sid-0004-just-when-you-thought-your-life-was-tough/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://eyejabber.com/blog/2001-10-14-sid-0004-just-when-you-thought-your-life-was-tough/</guid><description>Dumbcrooks.com&apos;s favorite stupid criminal stories.</description><pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2001 11:53:05 GMT</pubDate><category>humor</category></item><item><title>Bin Laden T-shirts</title><link>https://eyejabber.com/blog/2001-10-14-sid-0003-bin-laden-t-shirts/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://eyejabber.com/blog/2001-10-14-sid-0003-bin-laden-t-shirts/</guid><description>Thinkgeek has come up with the Obvious. T-shirts that say &quot;rm -rf /bin/laden&quot;.</description><pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2001 11:40:57 GMT</pubDate><category>humor</category></item><item><title>First Story</title><link>https://eyejabber.com/blog/2001-10-12-sid-0002-first-story/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://eyejabber.com/blog/2001-10-12-sid-0002-first-story/</guid><description>This is the first Story. More to come soon!</description><pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2001 15:49:47 GMT</pubDate><category>eyejabber</category></item></channel></rss>